Internet - This man has a pretty clear idea of what the woman of his dreams should be like.

Claramelapple has her own miniseries on TikTok called Man of the Hour, in which she regularly posts the craziest profiles she's ever come across on several dating apps.

For Man of the Hour video number 45, she chose a particularly picky young man.

His name is Stephen, he is 32 years old and has worked out his own list of requirements that women must meet before they even have a chance with him.

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For example, he could never date a single mother or anyone who doesn't have  unlimited data. Furthermore, his future love should not weigh more than 140 lbs, shouldn't like essential oils, and never ever drink skinny coffee.

Stephen even has clear specifications on how the woman of his dreams should behave on social media platforms: motivational quotes or bath bombs on Instagram stories are absolute no-gos!!!

Claramelapple's post has been viewed over 1.2 million times and her followers cannot help but shake their heads.

"This reads like a job ad," one user commented, and another joked: "And thats why he is 32 and single." 

The viewers especially appreciate the countless spelling errors and poor choice of words. According to his list, Stephen is looking for someone with "no mental health," "no gender," or "any of that bollox".

But the bizarre list seems to be working. At least that's what Stephen himself claims, by ending his bio with the words: "I get a high volume of messages and can't answer them all but I'll try."