Cheeky "pros and cons" list for dog has viewers in stitches: "God forbid he has hobbies"

New York - Golden Retriever Benny is just about the perfect dog – if it weren't for this one unfortunate little quirk of his...

Golden Retriever Benny is just about the perfect dog – if it weren't for this one unfortunate little quirk of his...
Golden Retriever Benny is just about the perfect dog – if it weren't for this one unfortunate little quirk of his...  © Collage: Screenshots/TikTok/@bennythegoldenn

"Walks off leash, gentle with kids, loves to cuddle, makes everyone laugh," his owners rave about the furry friend in a TikTok video shared last month.

They even share a clip of Benny sitting in a meadow and beaming contentedly at the camera to prove their point.

It all sounds pretty perfect, but there's a huge catch with the four-legged friend – and Benny's favorite people don't want to keep it from their followers!

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In a second clip, the furry friend no longer looks so loving and well-behaved.

Instead, the cheeky dog grins mischievously into the camera, biting his upper lip. His owner writes about this curious sight: "Eats socks."

"Pros outweigh the cons?" reads the post's cheeky caption.

The first thing commenters glommed onto was the pup's hilarious facial expression at the end of the video, a look he often shows off in other channel videos.

"He just needs a lil fiber," wrote one commenter as another said, "God forbid he has hobbies."

"if not food, why food shape?" asked a third.

"I’m his lawyer, he’s innocent," said one more – ok, that's it. Case closed.

Cover photo: Collage: Screenshots/TikTok/@bennythegoldenn

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